A Day in the Life of a Virtual Assistant
Winner of the Virtual Assistant Forums February 2009 Blogging Challenge
I am honored to receive the recognition for creativity. The prize is a book from the Virtual Assistant Forums library. ~Janine
some mornings, that’s tough,
as my covers are warm.
Wake up my teen. 'Hey, you’d better stay up!'
Throw on my sweats, brush my teeth, wash my face, 'Leave the iPod at home, don’t even ask. We’d better get going; Already my head is a-spin; A quick drive to school, 'Good luck on your test!' He turns with a grunt and then pauses to say, The drive back home, I’m thinking of work; I take off my taxi-cap and up to my door, Phone conference at 10, computer goes on; Heat up the first coffee now cold from before; Click on my Inbox, checked only 12-hours-past. Check boxes for client-rush requests, Look at my calendar, I’ve got real estate work, A client has emailed me she wants something fast. Newsletter copy that needs more than a tweak, I get started on this rush project, in comes new real estate listings. Time moves quickly and I’ve completed all three tasks. Break away from my work to make my call, Yes, I can update your ads and post listings to your sites, My day continues, finishing work as it comes in. New client sent contracts, we’ll get started the next day. (This is a real business and I don’t play games.) I’m learning new programs, have QuickBooks Pro in the wings, The blog is nearly finished. I’ll post to Active Rain. I finally step outside for some much-needed fresh air. Time to pick up the teen, 'Lord; give me strength if you may.' He doesn’t like his teacher; he wants to play with the Wii. I don’t change diapers or take care of new babies, you see, Peer pressure, girls, homework and school, My VA job allows me to choose, The best part of all, is that I can Janine Gregor
Feed the cat, feed the teen, 'Yes, it’s oatmeal for darn sakes.'
And please don’t forget your books and school lunch pass.'
(Help me this day, as I ignore his morning sass!)
I’ve got much on my plate; emails, Twitter,
social networking won’t wait.
I may be going berserk,
but I can’t sit down ’til I finish my mom-work.
A kiss and a hug, 'And, please do your best.'
'I love you too, Mom but please go away.
My friends are all looking, you see,
so please go to work, you’re embarrassing me!'
a new client today, perhaps a contract to sign,
This is a great job, with so many fun perks.
smile to the neighbor,
(oh, that man’s an incredible bore!)
Pick a few weeds, in the box goes the Netflix,
I’ve arrived right on-time,
oh, this office is a mess!
I must prepare.
Toss in some laundry, oops, that sweater’s mohair.
only one cup remaining, shall I make some more?
Emails pour in like a flood,
I’d say, 20 mbps is rather fast.
check VAF for new posts,
comment LinkedIn, post Twitter
I’m working hard to deliver.
new listings are posted with virtual tours to stitch.
I’ll have to redo my weekly to-do list.
A newsletter copy; she can’t know I’m behind.
I’ll open the attachment, what will I find?
bad spelling and formatting,
it does look rather bleak.
Get these up on the ‘net, the agent is insisting.
Sent off that newsletter, will the client approve fast?
Now I’m writing a blog post and stitching photos again,
I have to push hard, client conference awaits
and it’s already 10.
new client is pleasant and seems rather fine.
Will he sign my contract and do so on-time?
write your blogs, articles and newsletters;
and make them look right.
Yes, I can help you for as long as you like, but remember,
your budget is really quite tight.
The newsletter copy is returned no changes! Great, it’s a win!
Set up new folders, passwords and names.
I’ll be loading new software and reading manuals and such things.
What will be the next topic?
(Occasionally, I do think I am going insane.)
The blue Florida sky, the graceful palms and the birds.
How proud that this is my office; my life in my own words.
Surprisingly he asks me, 'Mom, how was your day?'
'Mom, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll do my homework for a fee.'
but I remain a VA as my teen still needs me.
he still needs a mom to listen each day;
albeit I’ll agree, I am really 'uncool'.
the work that I like to do,
I contract with quality people
More or less, or perhaps just a few.
be a Mom too.
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Virtual Assistant and a Poet! Bonus.
Good job. Enjoyed it and can most definitely relate. Keep up the good work.
Remember: Sanity is relative and besides, the inmates are already running the asylum.
lol
Have a good weekend and take care.
Hi Ed,
Thank you so much for commenting on my poem. It
was great fun writing the piece.
Janine
Janine,
You are truly the best! And thank you for sharing the real life behind all of the great work you do.
Thank you, Paulia! It was great fun to write this piece.
a glimpse of my soon-to-be life… i am very new in this field!